Random marketing calls

“Hello, is this <insert name here>?”

“May I ask who’s calling?”

“My name is <insert another name here> and I’m calling from <insert organization name here> and I need to advise you that this call may be monitored for quality and training purposes.”

“What if I don’t want that?”

“What?”

“What if I don’t want you to record me?”

“I’m sorry, one moment.”  Puts me on hold, then comes back.  “I need to advise you that this call is being monitored for quality and training pur—.”

“Yes, but what if I don’t want you to record me?”

“Then we can’t continue, thank you for your past patronage, have a nice day.”

Such a nicer way of dealing with the marketers.