Humor

TRON Christmas

Bwahahaha

Leaving his reindeer behind with the sled
a standard lightcycle would serve him instead.
Pruning the nodes is required for speed
so he searched for all children with gifts to receive.
SELECT * FROM children WHERE status = nice
but proper form dictates he always check twice!
It wasn’t good coding, but this was his vice,
so to that line he added [...]


Christmas

And another from my history, back when I was a field technician in customer premise telecom (I’m now in remote);
I work in the customer premise equipment telecom industry. The cards that are installed in the phone system have lights on them to indicate an error condition. When the lights are off, everything is fine, when [...]


Lightning

Funny stories from my past. I’ve sent a few of them out to others via email, I figure I can copy/paste them here to share the funny.
My best friend used to work for a school district IT department, and the neighboring school district had triple the staff with a significant number of certifications (MCSE). My [...]


Abstruse Goose: George Lucas

It’s so true…


Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation) Review of Saints Row 2

I won’t normally post Zero Punctuation reviews to my blog, but I absolutely love Yahtzee, and Saints Row 2 is a special occasion. He actually offered a mostly good review of the game.

Zero Punctuation is NSFW.


Onion News Network

Some humor for my Birthday;

Care of Phil DeFranco [Video NSFW, text all safe but may not stay that way].
I got drawn in to his website because of the cute Yorkshire Terrier in one of his YouTube videos.


New MAC Advertisements

I’m not pro-MAC, but neither am I pro-Vista:


God grant me patience…

You got to love those days when you’re dealing with people who cannot even figure out what they’re doing:
Ticket reads: “I cannot reset the password on my voicemail box, so I deleted one of the phones associated with my extension…  but still no luck with the password reset on the voicemail box.”
The funny of course [...]


[the other] Palin for President

Found by Charles Stross


Dr Horrible & Joss Whedon

I’ve enjoyed too much of what Whedon’s done for television.  I sat my girlfriend down to watch his latest exploratory project.  Now, I am almost embarressed to admit that I enjoyed watching Doogie Howser when I was young, but I did.  I wasn’t dedicated to watching all the episodes, or catching up on those I [...]